You know, sometimes I feel that I am a jack of all trades. And my job requires me to be one.
A crowd controller, an artist, a linguist, an events organizer, a photographer, a counsellor, a punching bag, a psychiatrist, a mediator etc etc.
And I just realized someone else who has a job scope like mine.
God.
I heard this coming from a funky English speaking kentang teenager just now.
"Last night I prayed very hard to God that the bedbugs won't bite me. And guess what, this morning when I woke up, there ain't a single bite on me. But there's like a whole nest of them when my mom lifted the mattress."
Didn't know He doubles as a pesterminator. Why use Baygon when you have BayGod.
P.S: Oh yes, to some crazy people, He's also the Mafia who will "take care of me".
A crowd controller, an artist, a linguist, an events organizer, a photographer, a counsellor, a punching bag, a psychiatrist, a mediator etc etc.
And I just realized someone else who has a job scope like mine.
God.
I heard this coming from a funky English speaking kentang teenager just now.
"Last night I prayed very hard to God that the bedbugs won't bite me. And guess what, this morning when I woke up, there ain't a single bite on me. But there's like a whole nest of them when my mom lifted the mattress."
Didn't know He doubles as a pesterminator. Why use Baygon when you have BayGod.
P.S: Oh yes, to some crazy people, He's also the Mafia who will "take care of me".
2 comments:
GOD will show you the way huh.
Being a Jack of all trades means we will always have a stable rice bowl! YEAH!
haha yeah man!
but i always remember how someone said God will take care of me.
frightening.
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