Spider

There's this kind of co-worker. Sometimes they pose not much of a threat but many a times I find them the most annoying beings in the office.

B and I dub them, the Spiders.

They are forever ganchiong and they have the uncanny ability to induce their ganchiong-ness upon you and spread it around the department, like some air-borne disease. But to them, it may just be a really casual question. Whenever you do something different from them (or vice versa), they start to bombard you with a million and one questions and make you doubt yourself. A microscopic matter would usually blow out of massive proportions.

For example, "How come you don't have to do the survey? I had to when I was new here leh. Why ah? Why ah? You know why anot? You better check leh. You checked already? Then you better check again. If not you should go ask *insert someone that has no spider business*."

I always have the urge to ask them to go eff themselves. Maybe that's how the term f*** spider came about.